Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist

Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist

مشاركةبواسطة tiffany49 » 11 يوليو 2010, 08:20

“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”.
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Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked.

“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a lovely home.”
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The Haunted House

مشاركةبواسطة rstu739 » 29 يوليو 2010, 15:44

One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house.

They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in.
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Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"
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2010 NBA Draft, You Are on the Clock- The Toronto Raptors

مشاركةبواسطة sunday27 » 01 أغسطس 2010, 00:04

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I started doing previews for the NBA Draft. I started previewing as many picks as possible. Unfortunately, I was only able to finish eight articles.[color=#ffffff]NHL jerseys[/color]
After the fifth pick, my predictions were way off. So I start off at the sixth pick all the way up to the 60th. At the end, I will finish with 62 articles in the series.

We’re at the 13th pick for the Toronto Raptors.[color=#ffffff]youth NFL jerseys[/color]
The Toronto Raptors are now on the clock as they hold the 13th pick of the 2010 NBA Draft.
The Raptors know that Chris Bosh is leaving and they can’t leave Andrea Bargnani as their only productive big man.
Toronto needs to rebuild and find a new guy to fill in the spot at power forward.
It would seem that they would look at North Carolina’s Ed Davis and Kentucky’s Patrick Patterson. Who shall it be?
The Raptors draw in their pick as commissioner David Stern heads up to the podium to announce the team’s pick.
“With the 13th pick in the 2010 NBA Draft, the Toronto Raptors select Ed Davis out of North Carolina.”[color=#ffffff]ed hardy clothing[/color]
Davis was needed and is a tall, but very lean, power forward. Davis would be the guy you need for points by the rim and down low, along with those rebounds.
I liked the pick.
But what bothers me about Davis is if he can be productive enough and can stay consistent. Along with that, he needs to build some muscle, badly.
You can’t compete at PF when you are about 225 pounds. Davis will need to bulk up, but if he can be dominant, Chris Bosh can be a distant memory.
With Davis, the starting five may play out like this:
PG: Jose Calderon/Jarrett Jack
SG: Leandro Barbosa
SF: DeMar DeRozan
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C: Andrea Bargnani
The Raptors will also need Bargnani to play some defense and bulk up a bit too, so he and Davis can become one of the top frontcourt duos.
Davis is going to be beneficial pick. I’d like to see how he performs for the 2010-11 season.
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Re: Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist

مشاركةبواسطة fighting » 16 أغسطس 2010, 07:00

It is theUnited States Football League's best-known, so it has the largest fans. Other unions have also tried to compete with NFL, but they fail to win so many fans asNFL's. Every yearNFL attracts tens of millions of people to watch. NFL's final day, that is, the Super Bowl Championship (Super Bowl) is the largest event in the entire United States; sometimes it even has been recognized as the unofficial national day.
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Two hunters are walking through

مشاركةبواسطة tiffany49 » 20 أغسطس 2010, 08:53

Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell.
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One of the hunters stopped, opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of tennis shoes. His buddy looked at him and said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't outrun the bear!"

To this the hunter said, "I know, all I have to do is outrun you!"
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