Q: Why are blondes casket triangular?
A: Every time their head hit the pillow their legs open.
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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why did they call the blonde 'twinkie'?
A: She like to be filled with cream.
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A blonde found her man in bed with her best friend. When they saw her and panicked she locked the door and reached for the gun in the drawer. She then loaded it and pointed it to her head. When her husband tried to plead with her not to pull the trigger, she said "Shut up... you're next"
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